JOHNNY FLUSH AND THE COMMODES

Johnny Flush and the Commodes are a delightful quartet from Waxhaw, NC. Playing all of your favorites and featuring the 7 octave range of Johnny's incredible Voice, Johnny Flush and the Commodes are the perfect musical act for your next Bar-Mitzvah or Pig Pickin'. People from Waxhaw to Laurinburg are RAVING about this awesome band. Here's some excerpts from what they have had to say about this talented quartet ...

"Simply Awesome !!! ... That Johnny is one hell of a crooner !" ...BM (Belmont Abbey)

"I have to admit ... that Johnny really got the ladies going !" ...Mrs DT (Mint Hill)

"When they played their Bobby Goldsboro set, I nearly cried" ... Mrs WN (Hamlet)

"I never saw such emotion as when Jon belted out 'Walk Like A Man' to end the set" ... KC (Wadesboro)

"Dayton really showed his whistling prowess on "The Theme From Lassie" ... Mrs HC (Mocksville)

"When Johnny sang "Hocus Pocus", my glasses shattered ... WOW !" ... BO (Canton)

"When they sang their Arthur Smith medley, there wasn't a dry eye in the house" ... QT (King's Mountain)

"When David sang "Jesus Loves Me", people were speaking in tongues" ... Rev RC (Rockingham)

"Kenneth Coultass was AWESOME on "They're Coming to Take Me Away" ... Dr. RB (Laurinburg)

"I cried like a baby when Kenneth sang "Tiny Bubbles" ... RB Phd. (Laurinburg)

"What an ovation when Kenneth sang "Little Grass Shack" ! ... Dr R. Bayes (Laurinburg)

"I couldn't help but cry when Kenneth poured his heart out on "Crazy" ... Miss JCP (Laurinburg)

"The tap dance routine was incredible ... I've never seen such fast feet !" ... Dr Tom Stoecker (Harvard)

"My kids really enjoyed Jon and David's duet on "The Farmer in the Dell" ... JL (Salisbury)

"When David sang his shout and return version of "Eres Tu" the Mexicans went nuts" ! ... ER (Butner)

"9 Encores !!! and then ending the show with "Ben" ... Simply AMAZING !!! ... PU (Red Springs)

"Jon really drew from a real-life experience on "What's That Smell?" ... It was obvious !" ... AFG II (Tarboro)

"The butyric and methane fog really added an atmosphere on "What's That Smell?" ... QX (Rock Hill)

"David's medley of "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" and "Ice Ice Baby" was breathtaking" ... MJCP (McColl)

"It was really touching when Johnny introduced his parents, Hironymous and Aphrodite" ... CH (Topsail Beach)

"Over 100 Songs just about crying and depression ... INCREDIBLE !!!" ... M (the germ) E (Lumberton)

"Their choreography and dance numbers put the June Taylor Dancers to shame ! ... "Twinkletoes" (Lavaat)

"They really jammed on "Artie the Wonder Horn" ... what memories !!!" ... AFG II (Tarboro)

"When David sang "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" my children screamed with delight !" ... VD (Laurinburg)

"When Johnny sang "My Big Ten Inch" for the 5th time the chicks went crazy!" ... STD (Rock Hill)

"Watching Johnny was like watching Homer Briarhopper, except Johnny was naked!" ... XXX (Raeford)

"Even the Negroes were bawling like babies when David sang "Patches" ... Lucius Tate (Sulpher Springs)

"Johnny brought the house down with "I'm the Happiest Girl in the Whole USA" ... IW (Laurinburg)

Crying
It's Crying Time Again
Crying In the Chapel
Cry Me A River
Mama Cried
Cried Like A Baby
Cry Baby
I'm Crying
I Cried All the Way Home

The Sky Is Crying

Who's Crying Now

Sorry Seems to Be the Only Word
Make the World Go Away
There Goes My Everything

Stop Dragging My Heart Around
I Fall to Pieces
Mr Lonely
Alone Again, Naturally
All By Myself
Please Help Me, I'm Falling
Where is Love
Love Hurts
The Worst That Could Happen
One Less Bell to Answer
Even Though Your Heart is Breaking, Laugh Clown Laugh
Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast
Watching Scotty Grow
Patches
Honey
If I Only Had A Brain
Kum Bah Yah
Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Ben
Danny Boy
Come On Back Truckers and Talk to Teddy Bear
The Green, Green, Grass of Home
Leaving on a Jet Plane
Love is a Many Splendored Thing
Have You Never Been Mellow
April Love
Love Letters in the Sand
Where Have All the Flowers Gone
Oh My Papa
The Impossible Dream
By the Time I Get to Phoenix
Mandy
We Are the World
Eres Tu
You Don't Send Me Flowers Any More
The Way We Were
Little Green Apples
Blue Velvet
You Light Up My Life
Stairway to Heaven
Blowin' in the Wind
Tell Laura I Love Her
Abraham, Martin and John
Please Help Me I'm Falling
Rock and Roll Heaven
For the Good Times
The Streets of Loredo
Welcome to My World
The Ballad of the Green Berets
I Have But One Heart
I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing
I Write the Songs that Make the Whole World Sing
No Other Love
My Way
Please Come to Gastonia
I'm Not Lisa
The Theme From "The Mary Tyler Moore Show"
The Theme From "Family Ties"
The Theme From "The Real McCoys"
The Theme From "Alice"
They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha Haaah!
Tammy
Who Will Buy This Beautiful Morning
Crazy
Climb Every Mountain
I Got A Brand New Pair of Roller Skates
You'll Never Walk Alone
The Candy Man
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Dang Me
The Theme From "Ole Yeller"
The Theme From "Lassie"
The Theme From "Milo and Otis"
The Theme From "Benji"
The Theme From "Gentle Ben"
The Theme From "Skippy, the Bush Kangeroo"
The Theme From "Daktari"
The Theme From "Scooby Doo"
The Theme From "Dr Doolittle"
The Theme From "Jaws"
The Theme From "Mighty Mouse"
They Call Him Flipper
Me and You and A Dog Named Boo
Shannon
Feed the Birds
Born Free
Alley Oop
Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My !
Tie Me Kangeroo Down, Sport
Una Paloma Blanca
Afternoon Delight
Coal Miner's Daughter
Harper Valley PTA
Here Comes the Judge
Hello Darlin'
These Boots are Made For Walking
Oh Babe, What Would You Say
My Big Ten Inch
Laurinburg Wants Me, But I Can't Go Back There
What's That Smell
Cathy's Clown
Stand By Your Man
I Never Promised You a Rose Garden
The Night Charlotte Died
Phantom 409
Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown

One, Two, Buckle My Shoe
Big Bad Jon
Jonny Angel
To Know Him Is To Love Him
Where the Boys Are
Walk on the Wild Side
My Girl Bill
Lola

Patty Cake
My Boyfriend's Back
Thank God and Greyhound He's Gone
Along Came Jones
Baby Come Back
Return to Me
Hot Diggety
Big Girls Don't Cry
Gitarzan
If I Had a Hammer
Walk Right In
Gimme Dat Ding
Yaketty Snatch
She Was Goin' 'Round the Bend at 110
Tom Dooley
Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb
The Streak
Gastonia, It's My Kind Of Town
My Ding-A-Ling
My Big Ten Inch
I Gotcha
That's Amore
Sugartown
I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts
It's A Jolly Holiday with Mary
Come On, Get Happy
Turn Me Loose
I Am 16 Going On 17
Hello Walls
When You're Hot, You're Hot
Que Sera Sera
I'm the Happiest Girl in the Whole USA
This Land is Your Land
Thank God I'm a Country Boy
Thus Spake Zarathustra
Angel of the Morning
Down at Palisades Park
Duke of Earl
It's Raining Men
Who's that Lady
My Big 10 Inch
Baby Face
Chim Chiminey
Classical Gas
We're Off To See the Wizard
Come On Get Happy
I Think I Love You
I Woke Up In Love This Morning
Do You Know the Muffin Man
I Feel Like A Woman
The Theme From "The Brady Bunch"
Sunshine Day
When It's Time to Change
Let's Get Physical
The Twist
I Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman
The Theme from "Exodus"
I'm A Pickin' and I'm A Grinnin'
Supercalifragilisticexpialidoscious
Open Up Your Heart and Let the Sunshine In
Green Acres
Goldfinger
A Spoonful of Sugar
Dead Skunk In the Middle of the Road
Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime
The Hokey Pokey
Convoy
Walk Like A Man
I'm My Own Grandpa
My Big Ten Inch
Daniel Boone Was A Man
The Theme From "Davy Crockett"
A Boy Named Sue
Sixteen Tons
Hey, Hey, Hey, It's Fat Albert
Everything is Beautiful
Tiny Bubbles
Batman
The "Fish Cheer"
Laura's Theme (Theme From "The Young and the Restless")
Cousins Are Two Of A Kind
Anchors Away
Rubber Ducky
Billie Jean
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria
The Theme From "The Amos and Andy Show"
Hey Paula
All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
Petticoat Junction
Food Glorious Food
Midnight At the Oasis
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Get Up and Boogie
Purple People Eater
Funny Face
Artie the Wonder Horn
He Came In Through the Bathroom Door
Artie B. Hard
Artie Around the Clock
Go Artie Go !
Get A Job
Who's That Lady
My Big Ten Inch
Love Is Strange
King Tut
Kung Fu Fightin'
Mr Big Stuff
On Top of Ole Smokey
On Top of Spaghetti
Revolution #9
I Am Woman
Oooooh Child
He's Everything to Me
I've Been Working on the Railroad
Ring My Bell
Shaving Cream
Down By the Old Mill Stream
I Want a Girl Just Like the Girl That Mama Found a Picture Of In Daddy's Billfold
Rhinestone Cowboy
The Farmer in the Dell
Louie Louie
My Big Ten Inch
Tiptoe Through The Tulips
I Got That Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy, Down in My Heart
The Theme From "The Barney Show"
My ABCs
Macho Man
Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead
Bringing In the Sheathes
When the Role Is Called Up Yonder
Shall We Gather At the River
The Theme From "Underdog"
I'm In the In Crowd
Ring Around the Rosies
If You're Happy and You Know It
Sugar Sugar
Ebony and Ivory
Fly Robin Fly
Mr Sandman
Send in the Clowns
Here We Come A Walking
Me and Mrs Jones
The Star Spangled Banner
America the Beautiful
My Country Tis of Thee
See the USA in Your Chevrolet
God Save the Queen
Oh Canada
Deutchland Uber Alles
Scotland the Brave
The Rain in Spain Stays Mainly on the Plain
On An Evening In Roma
I Call Australia Home
Grandfather's Clock
MacArthur Park
Singing In the Rain
Hey Diddle Diddle
The Theme From "Titanic"
Ten Little Indians
D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
Mack the Knife
My Big Ten Inch
Up In Smoke
The Ballad of Snoopy and the Red Baron
How Dry I Am
Won't You Be My Neighbor
YMCA
Row Row Row Your Boat
Happy Trails to You
Sherry
King of the Road
The Theme From "Flashdance"
Happy Birthday to You
MMMBOP
Angelina
Black Betty
Amen
I Wanna Be Loved By You
My Big Ten Inch
At the Copa
Hocus Pocus
Disco Inferno
Mama Sang Bass, Daddy Sang Soprano
Winchester Cathedral
It's My Party
Let's Go Fly A Kite
Josephine and Her Flying Machine
Splish Splash
The Theme From "The Love Boat"
Turn the Beat Around
Everyone's Gone to the Moon
Ringo
We'll Sing in the Sunshine
High Heel Sneakers
Dominique
Wolverton Mountain
My Big 10 Inch
Yellow Bird
I Loves You, Porgy
Bicycle Built For Two
Volare
A Tisket, A Tasket
BINGO
The Perry Mason Theme
Take Me Out To the Ball Game
Shoo Fly, Don't Bother Me
Jesus Loves Me
You Got to Pick A Pocket or Two
The Ballad of Jed Clampett
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
A Boy Named Sue
The Notre Dame Fight Song
Auld Lang Syne
In Your Easter Bonnet
Basketball Jones
Elvira
Yummy Yummy Yummy
Short Shorts
Chopsticks
My Baby Does the Hanky Panky
Come Out Of the Stables Mother, You're Too Old To Be Horsing Around
Little Grass Shack
Mona Lisa
Those Were the Days (Theme From "All In the Family")
Heart and Soul
The Old Grey Mare
There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
Waltzing Matilda